Andrea Händler
Nude

Allow Mr. Skin to go on a tangent for a moment. Don’t worry, you’ll like where we end up. That destination is the breast, but more specifically the boob in a low-top dress. You know, the bust when it appears ready to bust out from its confines. There’s nothing finer, and sadly such a sight is far and few between. Which brings us to Austrian arouser Andrea Händler, whose sole skin onscreen in the comedy Muttertag (1993) is a perverted example of that rare teat. In the flick, Andrea’s peaches look as if they’re going to fall right out of the bushel, which is almost sexier than when she finally takes that top off to go topless–almost, but not quite . . . for skin, as we know, rules.